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Breast Biting
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"

Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does."Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again."Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breastsjust once for $10,000 dollars?"She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?""Nah", he replies.

"Costs too much..............."

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Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

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Wishes
Little Johnny couldn't sleep. He decided to go to his mom's bedroom. Upon reaching the door, he heard his mom murmuring. When he opened the door, he saw his mom rubbing her breast and saying "I want a man!" over and over again.

After that, he went back to his room and slept. The same happened the night after. Finally, on the 3rd night, he went to his mother's room again, but this time, her mom is with a man.

He quickly ran back to his room and................................

He too rubbed his breast saying "I want a bicycle, I want a bicycle!!"